[dc]Y[/dc]our dedication to dental hygiene is admirable, but settle down guy. No one should get that excited about toothpaste–except maybe toothpaste vampires? I bet they have great smiles.

#
Another ‘inspired by real life’ comic. Stephanie was over after my recent trip to the store, and I heard her say, “That’s a lot of toothpaste.” I, of course, responded the only way I could: with The Truth, “They were 10 for $10!”

I don’t have a lofty stockpile like in the comic, but I have enough to survive Girl Scouts Cookie Season (aka Second Halloween in dentist circles). Maybe.

As this tweet shows, I was pretty excited to discover such a bargain at the grocery store:

Toothpaste tweets.

Yo dawg, I heard you like memes, so I put a meme in your social media so you can meme while you social media.