It is no secret the camera loves our cat Nigel. He’s just great for photos. Case in point, last night. After spending a romantic evening with Stephanie watching Bloodsport, I found Nigel flopped down on his scratch pad, reminding me of a certain Star Wars crime boss, Jabba the Hutt.

jabba the cat

Jabba the Catt says: Hoo hoo hoo. Photo by me.

Darling. Simply darling. Now I need to get him a little Salacious Crumb toy and Nigel’s Jabba the Hutt impression will be complete. Stephanie suggested I get a metal bikini to fill the role of ‘Slave Leia‘ but I shot that down. I don’t have the time or the money for the body waxing that would require.

And with that mental image, enjoy the rest of your day.

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