[dc]O[/dc]ne of the joys of running a website is reading the search engine results which led a visitor to you. It is often a source of much hilarity, because someone can search for something in no way related to your website, yet end up there anyway.

Case in point, this little gem from the other day.

search engine results

Uh. No.

I don’t even know where to start. I enjoy SpongeBob SquarePants cartoons as much as the next person, but not in that way

I’m sure my website disappointed this visitor on several fronts. Sorry friend, but thanks for visiting!

¹ Obligatory “More like SpongeBob NoPants!” joke.