Amazon Enigmas: Ghost Chef (Cut Resistant Gloves)
[dc]I[/dc] always try to skim the Amazon Today’s Deals, because you never know when a) I’ll get a good deal on lime-flavored cocktail swords or b) find something funny.
Yesterday was a b day. Sadly. Still holding out hope for some lime-flavored cocktail swords.
Behold this beauty.
Wait. WAIT.
I will admit I’m due for some new glasses, but there’s something off here.
Ah, yes.
THERE AREN’T ANY ARMS.
I could use a ghost chef. Or any chef, really. How many years did Ghost Chef spend at Ghost Culinary school, I wonder? One hundred? Because Ghost Chef is a ghost and time is an abstraction which Ghost Chef no longer cares about, semesters could last centuries.
Maybe. Maybe.
The page claims to be for a pair of cut resistant kitchen gloves, but you can’t fool me. I know a ghost when I see one. Or don’t see one, I guess.
