What is Clattertron?
Clattertron is my outlet for nonsense since I decided to make danieljhogan.com a portfolio site.
As an outlet for nonsense, Clattertron features my comic strips, humor writing, and other blogging. Comics and my writing can be on any subject, be it Xerxes and the Hellespont or cheating at board games.
As with most humor writing, situations and details might be exaggerated or changed for the sake of humor (or to ‘protect the innocent.’).
In short, don’t treat any of my Humor posts as 100% The Honest Truth. However, most are true, as truth is stranger than fiction.
News posts, however, are mostly exaggeration free (but still might have jokes).
If you enjoy crazy characters and off-beat humor, you have come to the right place. Here’s a Cast page for the comics, such as it is. Most comics are one-shot ‘gag a day’ stuff, but a few characters keep popping up.
I draw, letter, and ink the comics on paper with pencil and various pens. I do the last touches, like clean up, in Photoshop.
All content, unless noted, is copyright Daniel J. Hogan and all rights reserved. If you wish to reprint a comic or a blog post, just ask first.
Who is Daniel J. Hogan?
How’s that for a pretentious, SEO-centric heading?
I’m the author of the fantasy satire novel, The Magic of Eyri (and creator of the accompanying podcast) and I was the Geek half of the podcast/blog Ginger and the Geek (which came to an end in late 2012). I also write for Lost Highway’s B-movie Reviews, The Idler, and the Capital Area District Libraries Blog.
I also teach adult education classes on blogging, WordPress, podcasting, and social media. Yes, with a classroom and everything.
Though my drawing skills might suggest otherwise, I studied animation (and film) in college. The Clattertron comics are a continuation, of sorts, of the strange humor featured in the animated shorts I produced in college (Lunch Date, Tracker Joe’s Space Safari, Advice).
I am also putting the last touches on a new fantasy-humor novel, Riddle of the White Gun (which I will not self-publish, like I did Magic of Eyri).
You can find me on Twitter, @danieljhogan.
What’s with the eye-patch in the photo?
OK. Ever since I wore it as a joke during an Ignite Lansing presentation (“How to Survive Writing a Novel“), it stuck. Ray, who took the photo for a class, asked me to wear it for a few shots. I loved one of the photos, and decided it would be a good fit here (because, I figured after having a comic about a talking deer skull, anything goes, right?).
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Clattertron.com belongs to a few affiliate marketing programs via Commission Junction and Amazon. To sum up: I get a commission (usually a percentage of a sale) if a visitor to clattertron.com uses an affiliate link to buy a product or service. A lot of this information is repeated below, but I wanted to have a general statement. I’m not employed by any of the affiliate folks, nor do I represent them or and other basic disclaimer stuff. I use affiliate programs to have a little more interesting ads on the site (hooray for niche audiences!), and to make money from some of the things I link to, like products. Read What is Affiliate Marketing? on the Commission Junction site for more information.
Here is a disclosure policy for Clattertron.com:
“This policy is valid from 28 July 2013
This blog is a personal blog written and edited by me. This blog accepts forms of cash advertising, sponsorship, paid insertions or other forms of compensation.
The compensation received will never influence the content, topics or posts made in this blog. All advertising is in the form of advertisements generated by a third party ad network. Those advertisements will be identified as paid advertisements.
The owner(s) of this blog is not compensated to provide opinion on products, services, websites and various other topics. The views and opinions expressed on this blog are purely the blog owners. If we claim or appear to be experts on a certain topic or product or service area, we will only endorse products or services that we believe, based on our expertise, are worthy of such endorsement. Any product claim, statistic, quote or other representation about a product or service should be verified with the manufacturer or provider.
This blog does not contain any content which might present a conflict of interest.”
(made using disclosurepolicy.org)
Regarding the Amazon Affiliate program–I do not have access to any of your personal information via Amazon. Clattertron.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to amazon.com.
Regarding the ThinkGeek Affiliate program–The same thing is true as with the Amazon Affiliate Program: I do not have access to any of your personal information via ThinkGeek–I earn advertising fees by visitors following links to ThinkGeek and purchasing items.
To sum up: if you follow a link to Amazon.com or ThinkGeek.com from this site, and buy any item(s), I get a percentage, without any additional cost to you. I do not know who ordered what–all I see are the items ordered/shipped and the price paid (no names, addresses, or payment information).
Bonus: I find quirky stuff on Amazon for my blog series, Amazon Enigmas.
- Daniel J. Hogan is a geek living in Michigan. Follow him on Twitter, @danieljhogan. Follow Clattertron on Facebook too.