[dc]I[/dc] just have one question: would an aerodynamic bike helmet speed up my walk to work? A bike helmet mirror would be handy for walking too, especially with all the crazy traffic downtown.
Also: relax. I didn’t unfriend my grandma on Facebook. No Filter Fox has a complicated relationship with Facebook.
You will recall I have no love for selfie-sticks.
[[Night time, the exterior of a building. The sign says “biker bar.”]]
Biker1: You think you’re bad?
Biker1: I beat someone with their own selfie stick!
Biker2: I punched someone just for whistling!
No Filter Fox: I unfriended my grandma on Facebook!
[[Biker1 is crying, Biker2 puts arms around him.]]
Biker2: (to No Filter Fox) You make me sick.
Hovertext: It was all of those shared Minions and radio stations posts. Share if you agree.
