[dc]I[/dc] felt it was time for another cat shaming comic. Here is my first cat shaming comic, which I did back in December.
My fellow film geeks should enjoy the shaming of Rosebud, as the panel includes one of my favorite lines from Citizen Kane. Speaking of film, I’m not the only fan of Disney’s John Carter who felt the marketing/advertising was horribly mismanaged. John Carter never had a chance, which isn’t fair, as it is a solid film. Sure, it reaches b-movie craziness at times, but that was the point–the original novels are just as crazy (in an entertaining way).
Regarding the cat shaming of Slideshow–don’t even get me started on restaurant websites which make you download a .PDF menu. It is bad enough on a desktop, but it is even worse when you are on a smart phone, trying to find a place to eat. More than once, I chose not to go to a restaurant because I had to download a menu .PDF to my phone.
For those unfamiliar with hockey, the cat shaming of Goldie might not make sense. Although, if you are unfamiliar with hockey then none of my hockey jokes make sense.
And I’m sure most would say none of my jokes make sense, regardless of hockey references.
Shootouts occur at the end of tied games during the regular NHL season (which I’m against), but not in the playoffs (thank Batman for that). However, in the Winter Olympics, shootouts occur, even in gold medal games. Just ask Peter Forsberg about 1994.
[[Title: Cat Shaming II]]
[[Title: Gram]]
[[A close up of Gram the cat staring at a mouse. Gram is smiling and showing a mouth full of sharp teeth.]]
[[Text: I only use the full auto setting on my $1200 DSLR.]]
[[Title: Rosebud]]
[[Rosebud the cat smiles and rides a sled down a snow covered hill. Rosebud’s scarf flaps along the way, and her hat flies off. Snow falls all around the cat.]]
[Text: I think it would be fun to run a newspaper.]]
[[Title: Cathulhu]]
[[Cathulhu glowers, with tendrils hanging from his face. Wings cover his back and a spiked tail curls up behind him.]]
[[Text: I feast on the dreams of Man.]]
[[Title: Addy]]
[[Addy the cat sits in a daze on a couch, watching TV in a dark room. Light from the TV falls on Addy’s face, body, and the nearby box of Cat Nip. The remote for the TV lies on Addy’s chest. Addy’s tongue is sticking out, and his eyes are dilated and aren’t focused. Swirls and bubbles float near Addy’s head.
TV: Honey Boo Boo!
[[Text: I handled the marketing for Disney’s John Carter.]]
[[Title: Slideshow]]
[[Slideshow the cat is very cute with big eyes and a goofy :3 smile. She sits in a coffee cup and has a striped tail.]]
[[Text: I make restaurant websites have .PDF menus.]]
[[Title: Goldie]]
[[Goldie the cat stands proud, with a smug look on his face. He stands in a spotlight, wearing an Olympic gold medal around his neck.]]
[[Text: I think shootouts should decide overtime games in the NHL Playoffs.]]
{hover text: cats be shaming y’all.}
