[dc]W[/dc]ith Christmas right around the corner, I figured now was a good as time as any for another cat shaming comic. You, of course, remember the original cat shaming comic was inspired by our cat Nigel knocking ornaments off the Christmas tree. Cats. For the completest out there, here is the second cat shaming comic.
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[Nutmeg: A cat passed out in a large punch bowl near a Christmas tree and a window. Dazed look and moaning.]
Nutmeg: Mrrrrooww
Text: I drank all the “special” eggnog.
[Jingles: A mischievous cat in a dark alley, wearing a Santa hat. He holds a box saying PlayStanchion Fore! 256 colors. A torn poster on the wall says Cool As Ice on Ice!
Text: I sold knock-off toys to desperate parents.
[Larry: A smiling, leering cat with a camera leans through a doorway and flicks on the light switch and snaps a photo.]
SFX: Flick
SFX: Click
Text: I shot scandalous photos of the Elf on the Shelf.
[Sugar Plum: A dazed cat with crazy eyes, holding a bottle of cold medicine, which says 200 proof, and a hammer.]
Text: I hunt invisible elves at 3:00 AM.
[Snowy: A cat reading a letter and laughing. The top of the letter reads, Dear Santa.
Snowy: Ha ha ha.
Text: I read your letters to Santa.
[Rhino: A small striped cat sits with a big smile near a snowman, who’s back is to the frame. On the sidewalk a mother stands next to her child and covers the child’s eyes.
Mother: Gasp!
Child: Hey
Text: I moved the snowman’s carrot nose.
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