[dc]N[/dc]ever let No Filter Fox address a crowd of impressionable youths. Even if they are unpaid interns. He certainly has a record of making crowds cry.
If you missed it on Saturday, I posted a photo of something amusing I found in my cardigan pocket. I need to wash that thing, I guess.
[Nine unpaid interns stand in a line near No Filter Fox’s supervisor. They all stand in a hall way, with three windows, and a sign reading Work Is Its Own Reward.]
Supervisor to No Filter Fox (he is holding a File): Fox, meet Brandon, Brayden, Colby, Calin, Collin, Tina, Christina, Tyler, and Taylor–our new unpaid interns!
[No Filter Fox address the nine unpaid interns.]
No Filter Fox: You’ll never have it as good as the Baby Boomers.
Interns cry in unison: WAAAAAAAAAAHHH!
[No Filter Fox’s supervisor glares, and shakes her fists]
Hovertext: He’s right.
