[dc]P[/dc]art One? Dear me, does this mean another multi-part story? Looks like. You remember No Filter Fox’s first multi-part story, The Proxy, right?
This will be at least a three part story, maybe more. Get ready for a few weeks of office related jokes staring No Filter Fox. Because, everyone loves office humor, right? Just like in those TV shows and movies about office humor, The IT Crowd or Glengarry Glen Ross.
[No Filter Fox and Observant Raptor watch a line of people shuffle down the street to their office job. They all look depressed.]
No Filter Fox: I don’t miss THAT.
Observant Raptor: Whatcha mean?
[A medium shot of No Filter Fox, alone]
No Filter Fox: I had an office job…
[Extreme closeup of No Filter Fox’s mouth]
No Filter Fox: ONCE.
[Two shot of Observant Raptor and No Filter Fox. No Filter Fox is grumbly.]
Observant Raptor: What happened?
[Medium shot of No Filter Fox, looking annoyed and making Finger Quotes]
No Filter Fox: I wasn’t a good “culture fit.”
[Long shot of an office. Two men, both in ties and suspenders face each other. A bald man enters the room, smiling.]]
First man: I had a colonoscopy over the weekend!
Second man: Me too!
[No Filter Fox nearly spits out his coffee.]
[Extreme close up of No Filter Fox looking disturbed.]
Second man: I wanna hear all about it!
First man: You first!
Second man: No, YOU first!
No Filter Fox: Urp…
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