Flight of the Bratypus, part 2
She’s back, and look out. Good thing Bratypus didn’t go after a three-banded giraffe. Now, Stephanie, my lovely wife, has a favorite giraffe, and it’s the reticulated giraffe. My giraffe here looks more like a masai giraffe, although I would be quick to point it is a cartoon giraffe, which is my favorite.
No Filter Fox: Why would Bratypus need a jetpack, anyway?
[[No Filter Fox holds a box reading, 1x Jetpack Junior – Gluten free-]]
Observant Raptor: I’m sure she has a good reason.
Sound effect: woooosh
[[Bratypus flies through the air on a jetpack and punches a giraffe]]
sound effect: punch!
Hovertext: The giraffe knows why.
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