[[A wzizard stands in a chamber, surrounded by rune covered candles, holding a scary book with a face.]]
Wizard: Book of forbidden secrets! Share your knowledge!
[[the book hovers over the wizard and speaks.]]
Book: Your mortal mind cannot handle such truths!
Wizard: Try me!
[[The book flips open, revealing a page reading: Leggings are pants.
The wizard stares in terror.]]
[[The wizard falls to the floor, his mind broken.]]
Wizard: Wuh wuh wuh
Book: I told ya!
Skull on table: Sure did!
Hovertext: IT RENDS YOUR MIND
¹ And the title of that book is, Reasons No One Talks to Me.
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