[[Guilt Trip Ghost chases after a shirtless man riding a speed boat, holding an Uzi. The boat’s name is Dad
Guilt Trip Ghost: Y’know what’s better than getting high? Calling your mom to say ‘hi.’
[[Title card. Guilt Trip Ghost hovers above the water as an alligator leaps out next to him.]]
Title card: Guilt Trip Ghost Vice
Guilt Trip Ghost: The street value of a hug is ‘priceless.’
Hovertext: That sunburn looks painful. So does that dad bod.
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