Clattertron

[[Daniel sits in front of his computer, looking at the screen.]]
Daniel: I’ll be surprised if two people read his comic.

[[Computer screen shows: Views, yesterday 19. Today, 73,079]]

[[Daniel stares at the screen, feelings crushed.]]

[[A chair sits in a doorway, Daniel is on the phone.]]
Person on phone: Thank you for calling Noose in an Hour!
Daniel: One please.

Hovertext: ::bites down on poison pill tooth::