[dc]T[/dc]he older I get, the more Dad shares stories with me about my upbringing and such. He likes to tell people his favorite parenting technique was Mr. Locked Closet. I’m fairly certain he is joking though, as I don’t think he would lock me in a closet so he could go to the corner bar–which was a strip club–to watch a Red Wings game.

No. He would take me with him to the strip club though. At least once anyway.