Credit for the dialogue in the first two panels goes to my comic buddy Sherief AbouElSeoud, who posted it as a Facebook status update. The last panel was my contribution, and I decided to use all of it for a comic. You might recall, this is not the first time a friend’s status update inspired a comic.
I guess Facebook isn’t as big a waste of time as some foxes think.
[[HB, in a panic, stands outside No Filter Fox’s house, dragging a large
sack which reads Sausage Fest 200 LBs.]]
HB: What am I going to do with 200 pounds of sausage?!
No Filter Fox: There’s only one answer–your mom!
[[HB ponders what No Filter Fox said.]]
[[HB turns in excitement]]
HB: That’s right! She has a huge walk-in freezer!
[[No Filter Fox produces a key]]
No Filter Fox: I’ll start the car.
Hovertext: HB actually does all the driving. No Filter Fox can’t reach the pedals.
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