[dc]E[/dc]njoy, if you will, my last comic of 2014. Pronounced “twenty-fourteen” not “two-thousand fourteen” nor “Oh-fourteen.”
It is always fun to hear how folks want to better themselves in the New Year…for about two seconds. Good to see Squirrel again. He hasn’t been around much since his first appearance.
Happy New Year!
Also, I know that feel Guilt Trip Ghost. We both suffer from Resting Frowny Face.
Title: New Year’s Resolutions
[[No Filter Fox jiggles his belly]]
No Filter Fox: Join the gym.
[[Hobo Turtle holds his No job, no cash, no hopes sign]]
Hobo Turtle: Learn calligraphy.
[[HB brandishes a hammer and holds up an IOU]]
HB: Manage debt.
[[Tickles holds up her smart phone]]
Tickles: Fewer whinning on social media.
[[Squirrel holds up a giant candy bar]]
Squirrel: Eat less candy bars.
[[Observant Raptor brandishes a hammer]]
Observant Raptor: Educate others on how to use ‘less’ and ‘fewer.’
[[Guilt Trip Ghost struggles]]
Guilt Trip Ghost: Smile more.
[[Daniel pokes his head up from the bottom of the panel]]
Daniel: Think about going outside. Maybe.
[[No Filter Fox lays on his back, eating Squirrel’s giant candy bar.]]
No Filter Fox: Quit the gym.
Hovertext: Hover Text’s New Year’s resolution is to read Moby Dick. Chapter One, Call Me Ish–
