[dc]T[/dc]his is an old joke, but a favorite. Passed down through generations of my family, like a tea cozy no one wants. This joke came from a ‘true’ story told to me, many times. If you ever see me in person, ask me to tell it to you.

I figured, with it being the New Year, it was the Perfect Time for a joke about dieting. Although, it is probably always the perfect time for a joke about dieting, really.