This is an old joke, but a favorite. Passed down through generations of my family, like a tea cozy no one wants. This joke came from a ‘true’ story told to me, many times. If you ever see me in person, ask me to tell it to you.
I figured, with it being the New Year, it was the Perfect Time for a joke about dieting. Although, it is probably always the perfect time for a joke about dieting, really.
[[HB and No Filter Fox walk away from a BBQ ribs restaurant. HB struggles to carry a large container labeled, Bucket O’ Ribs]]
HB: I’m thinking about joining a gym.
No Filter Fox: Don’t bother.
No Filter Fox: I found an easier, cheaper way to lose weight.
[[A tall skinny fox stands with No Filter Fox outside a Gym. No Filter Fox holds out some cash.]]
Tall Skinny Fox: You want me to WHAT?
No filter Fox: Walk around town and say you’re me!
Hovertext: For my next one weird trick, I will make that bucket o’ ribs disappear.
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