I‘m with No Filter Fox. Waiting in line at a restaurant is for suckers. As the Dead Kennedys said,
give me convenience or give me death!
[[No Filter Fox stands in line oustide of a restaurant called Golden Spoon Bistro. A sign says Wait Time: Don’t Ask.]]
No Filter Fox: Waiting in line is dumb! I’ll go to a food truck instead!
[[No Filter Fox stands in line outside a food truck named Spoon of Gold.]]
Hovertext: Y’know what else is locally sourced? My impatience.
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