[dc]T[/dc]he dialogue by the guy in the third panel wearing a Danzig shirt is word-for-word what one of my friends said on Twitter recently. I decided I had to make it into a comic–because, that’s what I do, apparently.
Seriously though, polar bears. They are pretty great, and amazing. I hope they stick around for a bit longer. If they go away, how will I know which cola to drink around Christmas?
[[Title: Real Talk]]
[[Stephanie stands behind Daniel, who is sitting at a table, staring off into space.]]
Stephanie: How was guys night?
Daniel: Um, fine. We just talked.
[[A closer shot of Daniel, who is still staring off into space with an odd look on his face.]]
Stephanie: Oh? About what?
Daniel: …Oh…Y’know GUY STUFF.
[[Cut to Daniel, joined by his friend and No Filter Fox, sitting at a counter. Daniel’s friend is wearing a Danzig shirt.]]
Friend in Danzig Shirt: Polar bears are the cutest most magical ****ing creatures and we are going to feel sorry when we have killed them all
Daniel: They’re so FUZZY.
No-Filter Fox: And DELICIOUS.
{hover text: Real talk.}
