[dc]I[/dc]t is all in how you say something, which is a tactic I learned during the seven minutes I stayed awake during my public relations class in college. Living in Michigan’s capital city means I probably hear more spin than the average Michigan bear, and it is always hilarious. I heard a new one recently: unhire.

As in, “Oh, we had to unhire What’s-His-Face after he spent all of our printer paper budget on Chuck E. Cheese tokens.”

Not fired, no. Not terminated. Unhired.

Back to back weddings over the weekend (one Christian, one Jewish) left me scrambling to finish this comic on Sunday evening. I would like to thank Daft Punk’s Alive 2007 album for helping keep me awake and running.

daft punk alive 2007

Work it. Image via Amazon.

As I said on the Twitters: