[dc]O[/dc]h, Deer Skull. Your problem is you just Love Too Much.
#Based on a true story! For real(z). My friend Melissa took a deer skull (we have those just laying around in Michigan. We call them Bone Pennies), and walked up behind her husband, Nick. Using the skull as a puppet, she said “Nick, are you making any HEAD way on your projects?”
Due to bad lighting, he didn’t see the skull at first, and her pun failed. An A for Effort though! After reading about it on Facebook, I was instantly inspired. So, Facebook isn’t always a waste of time, I guess.
(deer skull floating behind Guy at Computer) / Deer Skull: Made any HEAD way on your project?
(Guy at Computer leaves house with luggage) / Deer Skull: Wait
Deer Skull: I love you
{hover text: Deer Skull has abandonment issues. You would too if you were missing the rest of your body.}