Shopping
[dc]Y[/dc]our dedication to dental hygiene is admirable, but settle down guy. No one should get that excited about toothpaste–except maybe toothpaste vampires? I bet they have great smiles.
I don’t have a lofty stockpile like in the comic, but I have enough to survive Girl Scouts Cookie Season (aka Second Halloween in dentist circles). Maybe.
As this tweet shows, I was pretty excited to discover such a bargain at the grocery store:
Yo dawg, I heard you like memes, so I put a meme in your social media so you can meme while you social media.
I find that totally reasonable. Toothpaste is small and you’ll use it for your whole life, so it’s pretty practical if you ask me, which you didn’t. It’s not like you bought 10 gallons of milk because it was 10 for $10.
I am all about practical.