[dc]G[/dc]avin, the man responsible for my filling out an NCAA basketball tournament bracket, is not pleased with his own results.
Hey, I resemble that tweet.
The, ahem, mascot bracket in question, is mine of course. I enjoy a good fantasy sport trash talking though, especially when Empire Strikes Back is invoked. Sadly, the Billikens did not make it to the Championship as I hoped.
They didn’t even make it to the Final Four.
Or the Elite Eight.
Or the Sweet Sixteen.
Oh well. There’s always next year. Maybe 2014 will be the year of the Zips.
Another sore spot: I was nearly run out of town for picking the Duke Blue Devils over the Michigan State University Spartans in my bracket as a joke. When my prediction proved true, I feared for my life. People in this town take that thing pretty seriously.
My logic being, devils, possibly water-based, besting mortals with magic and/or body possession. There ain’t no phalanx can stop that.
— Daniel J. Hogan (@danieljhogan) March 30, 2013
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