[dc]F[/dc]amily traditions are like Wes Anderson films: the quirkier, the better. Although Stephanie and I have only been married for a few months, we have been a couple for much longer. Over the years, Stephanie and I slowly cultivated our own traditions, like the Qwirkle dance¹, camping in the summer, and how we spend Valentine’s Day.

Valentine’s Day for Stephanie and I involves two things: I make dinner and we watch a sci-fi movie. This year’s film? The 1975 dystopian classic Death Race 2000. The meal was ‘fancy’ grilled cheese and tomato soup.

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Grandpa Dan Hates Waiting for a Table

Our Valentine’s Day tradition dates back to when Stephanie and I began dating. Not wanting to fight crowds at restaurants on Valentine’s Day, I offered to cook Stephanie dinner at my place. Yes, our beloved tradition has its roots in my not wanting to wait for a table at a busy restaurant on Valentine’s Day. Deal with it, haters.

Dinner was homemade sushi². The film was Predator.

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Not ALF. Image via Amazon.

Yes, Predator. Stephanie loves Arnold Schwarzenegger films.

“I Want Dystopian”

Stephanie had an idea for this year’s Valentine’s Day movie. “I want something dystopian. But I don’t want future dystopian. I want now dystopian.”

Me: “A new movie?”

S: “No, not made now. Takes place now.”

Me: “Something dystopian that takes place in the 2000s?”

S: “Or happened before now. There’s gotta be a movie like that.”

Me: “There’s Escape From New York. It takes place in the 1990s.”

S: “Which one’s that?”

Me: “Kurt Russel is a bad-ass with an eye-patch. He has to rescue the president.”

S: “WHAT. Wait, is that the one where Manhattan is a prison?”

Me: “Yeah.”

S: “What else?”

Me: “Um, there’s always 1984.”

S: “I’m so angry I didn’t think of that first.”

I scanned through my Netflix Watch Instant Queue. “There’s Death Race 2000.”

S: “…Does it take place in the year 2000?”

Me: “Yeah. There’s crazy cars running people over. It stars David Carradine.”

S: “I don’t know who that is.”

Me: “He was Bill in Kill Bill.”

S: “That’s not helping.”

Me: “He was on the Kung-Fu TV show.”

S: “…”

Me: “Q? Circle of Iron?”

S: “…AnyWAY. When was Death Race 2000 made?”

Me: “1975.”

S: “Yes! Play it!”

 Let’s Cook

Valentine’s Day dinner was simple, but tasty. I picked up fontina cheese, sopressata salami, fresh basil, and a loaf of garlic herb bread. Joining our cheesy sandwiches were bowls of tomato soup. A simple dinner, yes, but fancy its own way. And tasty. So very tasty.

Although, after a few blood-soaked scenes into Death Race 2000, my bowl of tomato soup wasn’t so appetizing.

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¹ When one scores a Qwirkle, they must dance around and say “Qwirkle, qwirkle, qwirkle.” It is very scientific.
² I think just used fake crab and such. There wasn’t any real raw fish.