Amazon Enigmas: 2014 Last Minute Holiday Gift Guide
[dc]O[/dc]h, snap. It’s that time again. Time to buy a gift for someone you can barely stand and hope it is the Perfect Gift, because BATMAN HELP YOU if’n it ain’t.
If you are like me, you probably waited until the last-minute, just like last year.
Look. I had 100 more hours of Mass Effect to get through, and those reruns of Riptide weren’t going to watch themselves (…if only they could).
Here’s my Amazon Enigmas 2014 Last Minute Holiday Gift Guide
Ice to See You
Christmas conjures up images of winter, a season of death, cold, and most importantly: ice. The water slowed to a solid state by extreme cold ice, not the rapper kind. For the ice lover in your life, consider this Iceball Sphere maker.
So many ice balls. I mean spheres. Image via Amazon.
Sure, it runs just north of $4,000, but there’s free shipping! Plus, it makes baseball-shaped ice spheres! Ice baseball, it’s totally a thing.
As the product description says:
can mold 30 to 40 balls an hour With English manual!!
Sold!
Speaking of Ice
I don’t know if you heard, but Disney’s Frozen is pretty popular. We all know the height of popularity can be measured by something appearing on leggings, perhaps the best barometer in our modern times. Leggings, like these Frozen leggings.
I’m sure they keep you warm. Image via Amazon.
All your favorite Frozen characters can now be stretched skin-tight against your legs: Frosty Junior, Rich Boy, Not Frozone, Peasant Guy, and Not Frozone’s Sister.
Wine About Your Christmas Gift
Who doesn’t enjoy a nice bottle of wine, or six? It’s the perfect cure to the drama, anger, and depression common with Christmas, your holiday of choice, or even Thursdays.
The problem? A wine glass only holds so much. The solution? The Big Mouth Ultimate Wine Glass.
I’m allowed two glasses of wine. Image via Amazon.
Good-bye, moderation and hello a glass-which-holds-an-entire-bottle-of-wine.
For the Fuzzy Friends
Star Wars is back in the news, what with Star Wars: The Force Awakens hitting theaters about a year from now. It makes this Christmas the perfect time to gift a fuzzy buddy a Star Wars costume like this Slave Princess Leia number.
Powerful friends? I’m sure. Image via Amazon.
Just darling and not creepy in the least. Don’t laugh, cats. You’re getting a Slave Leia outfit too.
I just. Yeah. Image via Amazon.
I think cat nipples are usually lower, but I could be wrong. Anything is possible with breeding these days.
An A-Moose-ing Gift (No, I’m Not Apologizing For That Headline)
Let’s bring it all back home. Let’s get cozy. Curl up with a beverage, but in a more advanced drink container. Something like, this National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation Moose Mug.
Now, Clark. Image via Amazon.
At last, the perfect extra touch for your Clark Griswold cosplay.
Stop slacking, and get shopping! Check out my other Amazon Enigmas posts if you need even more gift ideas.
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