Amazon Enigmas: Thanksgiving Costumes, Hats, Masks, and Ties
[dc]A[/dc]re you ready for another Thanksgiving? (Not to be confused with Another Stakeout) There is still time to find the perfect Thanksgiving costume to impress the family over dinner or while they are running away from you.
Let us carve out some tasty Thanksgiving costume…um…cranberries. I mean findings. Yes. You will be STUFFED full of options. Right. (You can always check out last year’s post too)
Everyone Loves a Giant Headless Thanksgiving Turkey
Not a headless golden goose. IF ONLY. Photo via Amazon.
Anyone can dress up as a giant living turkey (see last year’s Thanksgiving post). We’ve all seen it. Heck, I see it all the time, and the voices assure me it isn’t my medication. However, it takes a special chemilcally unbalanced person to dress up as a Giant Headless Thanksgiving Turkey. The kids will LOVE it. Or at least they will love describing it to their therapists.
Obligatory ‘A Modest Proposal’ Joke Headline
“Are you there, God? It’s me, Dinner.” Photo by Amazon.
Speaking of things kids love, they sure as dragonfire love dressing up as a meal—especially babies. Never mind the fact the baby looks like a turkey-human hybrid (related: I miss The X-Files). Yes, this Thanksgiving Turkey Baby Costume will look great in everyone’s Facebook feed, and won’t cause a single person to click I Don’t Want to See This.
Head Stuck Inside a Turkey = Comedic Gold (Apparently)
Jason’s brother, Chef. Photo via Amazon.
There is a proud tradition of walking around with one’s head stuck inside a turkey on Thanksgiving. Perhaps it is for good luck or it wards off evil Thanksgiving Imps. Impin’ ain’t easy when there is a head stuck in a turkey, as the old wives say. Keep Thanksgiving Imps at bay with this Head Stuck In a Turkey Mask. Or just keep those gluttonous third cousins away. Either way, it’s a win.
Well This is Awkward
Don’t ask to adjust his knot. Photo by Amazon.
If full body costumes and raw-turkey masks aren’t for you, consider this Turkey Necktie. Consider wearing it, that is. Don’t consider what onlookers might think the long, dangling part of the turkey’s body might represent.
If You Love Something, Wear It On Your Head
He finally got a piece of that pie. Man, I’m sorry. Photo by Amazon.
I’m all for sharing what you love, especially in hat form. Hats are just more convenient, than say, a sign or sock puppet. A hat leaves your hands free, and unlike t-shirts, it keeps the sun of your melon. Which is great, because, y’know, that sun is a Mother. Keep the sun off your melon, AND show your love for pumpkin pie (aka pum’kin) with this Pumpkin Pie Hat.
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Affiliate Plug: Thanksgiving Costumes on Amazon
Clattertron takes part in the Amazon Affiliate program to help pay the bills. But that doesn’t mean we can’t have some fun. Amazon Enigmas puts a humorous spotlight on some of the site’s more quirky items. Images lead to the item’s page on Amazon.
