[dc]B[/dc]ecause we all know, turtles love pizza. I sure as heck love pizza. I wish I was eating some right now.
Also, as Duke Phillips in The Critic says, “The best charity is always anonymous.” (about 0:44 in the clip)
http://youtu.be/wFmF9C58Af8?t=44s
[video link / buy The Critic on Amazon]
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[[A turtle wearing a busted hat stands on a street corner holding a sign saying ‘No Job No Cash No Hopes.’ No Filter Fox looks on, he is holding a piece of hot pizza.]]
[[No Filter Fox approaches the turtle and holds out the slice of pizza.]]
No Filter Fox: Here ya go!
[[No Filter Fox pulls out a smartphone and poses for the camera, winking and flashing a thumbs up. The turtle looks at the camera and smiles.]]
No Filter Fox: Let’s geta selfie for the social medias…
[[A dead battery icon flashes on the smartphone screen and the phone plays a sad trombone sound effect. No Filter Fox shakes the smartphone, annoyed.]]
No Filter Fox: Oh, dang! My battery died!
[[No Filter Fox walks away from the turtle, eating his slice of pizza. The turtle, sad, stares at No Filter Fox in confusion.]]
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