[dc]I[/dc] hate to admit this, but this was inspired by True Events. As I walked home one afternoon, I waved to a friend on the other side of the street in downtown Lansing.

Halfway through my wave, I realized, it wasn’t a friend.

AWK. WARD.

This is what I get for trying to be social and making eye contact. NEVER AGAIN.

You hear me? Never again! Off to be a hermit.