That Moment
[dc]I[/dc] hate to admit this, but this was inspired by True Events. As I walked home one afternoon, I waved to a friend on the other side of the street in downtown Lansing.
Halfway through my wave, I realized, it wasn’t a friend.
AWK. WARD.
This is what I get for trying to be social and making eye contact. NEVER AGAIN.
You hear me? Never again! Off to be a hermit.