Clattertron

[[title: What’s under all the melting snow?]]

[[A skeleton in winter clothing, sitting on a park bench, holding a thick book.]]
[[title: someone reading game of thrones]]

[[hammer pants all over the ground.]]
[[title: hammer pants.]]

[[selfie sticks all over the ground.]]
[[selfie sticks.]]

[[Landmarks in Lansing, MI’s skyline poke out through the snow. A sign reads

‘Lansing, We’re Still Here!’]]
[[title: lost cities]]

[[various emoji lay on the ground]]
[[title: emoji]]

[[bottles of sriracha poke out of snow piles and lay on the ground.]]
[[title: sriracha bottles]]

Hovertext: I can always use a new pair of hammer pants.