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I’m a cartoonist who lives in Lansing, Michigan. Visit my shop to buy original art and more. Follow me on Instagram, @danieljhoganart.

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On Gift Giving

by Daniel J. Hogan on January 5, 2012 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Blog, Humor

(Originally appeared on danieljhogan.com)

gift box by Alvimann on morguefile.com

Yes, even the kind with bows. Photo by Alvimann on morguefile.com.

[dc]I[/dc] love surprises, which is why I always keep my eyes closed in a voting booth.¹

I really love surprise gifts (unless it is a crying basket on my doorstep. Please, three times is plenty).

In a footnote for I Think My Mother Is Trying to Tell Me Something, I mentioned how my friend Erik sent me a Christmas gift. This was, in fact, a surprise, as Erik lives dozens of miles away in the quaint little town of San Francisco, CA (or KA for you Brad Pitt fans), while I reside in the sprawling metropolis of Lansing, MI.

The gift in question was the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle film archive. Yes, all four features, including the CGI-animated TMNT.

As to why, in Erik’s own words:

“I look at Christmas as an opportunity to buy for someone something they wouldn’t necessarily purchase for themselves.”

The original TMNT film is something of an inside joke for us (and others within our social circle). We constantly quote the film². When the package showed up in my PO Box, I immediately ripped it open, and was given a rather wide berth by the other Post Office patrons, as I broke into a fit of laughter.

Perhaps the best part was the note inside: “What Russian novel, embracing more than 500 characters takes place during the Napoleonic War? MERRY CHRISTMAS!”

It really is the thought that counts when it comes to gift giving–which has become a constant refrain of Stephanie’s, when she brings up my giving her a cutting board for Valentine’s Day³.

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¹  On a related note, I am also a fan of horror films.

²  EX: “Cricket? You gotta know what a crumpet is before you can play cricket!,” “Ninja vanish!,” “Wise man say, never pay full price for late pizza,” etc. We were very popular in college.

³ Which should come as no surprise from someone whose father once gave his mother a mop bucket for Christmas.

Daniel J. Hogan thinks he knows what a crumpet is. Follow him on Twitter, @danieljhogan.

└ Tags: friends, geek stuff, holidays, humor, media, pop culture, steph

Galaga Humor

by Daniel J. Hogan on January 4, 2012 at 4:41 pm
Posted In: Blog, Humor

(originally appeared on danieljhogan.com)

[dc]A[/dc] Twitter exchange with one @JakePechtel (formally known as MichiganJake) on one of my favorite subjects: duck husbandry Galaga.

Galaga Twitter Exchange

Social Media!

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└ Tags: geek stuff, humor, internet, pop culture, social media, twitter, video games

Uke-olution

by Daniel J. Hogan on January 4, 2012 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Blog, Humor

(Originally appeared on danieljhogan.com)

New Toy, 1.2.11
[dc]M[/dc]uch to the enjoyment of my neighbors, Stephanie, bless her heart, bought me a ukulele for Christmas. [GeekMom has an informative post on ‘a’ or ‘an’ ukulele – Ed.]

A uke is an interesting instrument, as it causes an immediate reaction from my social circle, which varies depending on one’s age/generation/blood alcohol level.

Mom, aunts and uncles: “Can you play any Tiny Tim yet?”

Stephanie, sister, cousins and friends: “Can you play any Zooey Deschanel yet?”

And then, Dad: “Can you play Big Bottom yet?”

I shall do my best to learn it in time for next Christmas.

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Daniel J. Hogan has told them a hundred times, put Spinal Tap BEFORE ‘puppet show.’ Follow him on Twitter, @danieljhogan.

└ Tags: christmas, family, holidays, humor, music, steph

I Think My Mother Is Trying to Tell Me Something

by Daniel J. Hogan on January 3, 2012 at 12:47 am
Posted In: Blog, Humor

(originally appeared on danieljhogan.com)

hammer photo via morguefile.com

She means well. Photo © keyseeker on morguefile.com.

[dc]T[/dc]here are times when my mother can be as subtle as a Molotov cocktail.

On New Year’s Day, I received a phone call from my friend, Erik. He had spent the holiday in New Orleans and was calling to tell me he was now engaged to his girlfriend, Emily.¹

“I wanted to tell you personally before it went out on Facebook,” he said.

Erik had kicked off 2012 a bit better than myself, as all I had accomplished so far was getting killed by monsters in Resident Evil 4.

resident evil 4 on wii on amazon.com

I still need to beat this game. Image via Amazon.

Later in the day, I called Mom and told her the news about Erik. There was a pause on her side, “Did you tell Stephanie?” [non-fiancée – Ed.]

“Yes, I sent her a text.”

Mom continued, with a noticeable growl in her voice. “Was she annoyed?”

I paused Resident Evil 4. “Huh?

“Well, before your father proposed to me, I got upset when our friends got engaged.”

I un-paused Resident Evil 4, aimed and blew the head off a not-zombie. “…Right.”

“Costco sells rings you know.”

“You don’t say.”

“And there’s nothing wrong with a pawn shop ring, either.”

On my TV, I watched Leon, the hero of Resident Evil 4, get crushed by a huge monster called El Gigante, and I could not help but envy him.

UPDATE: Only a few months later, Stephanie and I became engaged. So there.

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¹  Just before Christmas, Erik texted me to ask for my address, and I jokingly inquired if they were sending out Save the Date’s. In fact, he sent me the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Movie Collection. More on this later.

Daniel J. Hogan is totally a mama’s boy. Follow him on Twitter, @danieljhogan.

 

└ Tags: family, geek stuff, holidays, humor, steph, video games
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