[dc]I[/dc]t is that time of year again. Time to embarrass our four-legged friends by shoving their shaking, frightened bodies into a Halloween costume and polluting Instagram and Facebook with photos of the result.
If you are still in need of a costume for your dog (or large cat perhaps), here’s a list of dog costumes I found on Amazon. Enjoy. Or don’t. Well, you might, but your dog probably won’t. Except for that crazy one down the block. You know who.
A Shell of a Costume
Donny! Image via Amazon.
Is your Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle group costume a turtle short? You are in luck, because there is a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle dog costume. I mean, it isn’t much different from a human dressing up as a mutated turtle. Don’t want your dog to go as the be-purpled Donny? The whole TMNT gang is available in dog size: sword-o, orange dude, and angry face.
You’re Despicable
Do the goggles work? Image via Amazon.
If mutant turtles aren’t your thing, but you enjoy weird tiny people, consider this Despicable Me Minion dog costume. Now, your pooch can help with all those crazy plans you have: stealing the pyramids, shrinking the moon, registering to vote, etc.
Leg It
Legs for days. Image via Amazon.
Do you ever look at your dog and think, “Four legs just ain’t enough”? There’s a costume for your trouble: this Grr-antula Dog Halloween costume. Finally, a dog with 12 legs, just as the Elder Gods asleep in their watery homes intended.
