[dc]W[/dc]hat is better than candy? GIANT candy. Everything is better when it is larger: pizza, glasses of beer, even gorillas. Here’s a list of giant candies I found on Amazon–because you need a five-pound gummy bear.
Giant Gummi Bears for Giant Times
Anything smaller is UNBEARABLE. OK, see ya. Image via Amazon.
When a regular sized gummi bear won’t do the trick, go for a giant five-pound gummy bear. Nibble it a little at a time, carve it like a Thanksgiving turkey, or use it for self-defense (get two and make bear-chucks). Kids bugging you for a pet and you want them to learn responsibility? Buy ’em a five-pound gummy bear and challenge them not to eat the dang thing. That’ll learn ’em.
Giant Gummi Worm = Nightmare Fuel
Doubles as a gummi whip. Image via Amazon.
If you prefer giant candy more on the scary side of the scale, consider the giant gummi worm. Tipping the scale at three pounds, the giant gummi worm looks like something out of Tremors, but at least it is candy. If only more candy animals existed, like, I dunno the platypus or the sea urchin.
