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I’m a cartoonist who lives in Lansing, Michigan. Visit my shop to buy original art and more. Follow me on Instagram, @danieljhoganart.

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NHL Winter Classic Bound aka Stephanie’s Plan Not to Hear Me Make Fun of the Rose Bowl

by Daniel J. Hogan on January 1, 2014 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Blog, Humor

[dc]T[/dc]here was one thing at the top of my Christmas list this year. But, since robot butlers are still too pricey, Stephanie was able to get me the second item on my list: tickets to the NHL Winter Classic, today in Ann Arbor. For those who don’t know (basically every non-hockey fan), the Winter Classic is an outdoor hockey game, played in an outdoor arena (football or baseball).  This year’s game features the Toronto Maple Leafs vs. the Detroit Red Wings.

winter classic

Photo of my Winter Classic ticket on Christmas morning.

When I said tickets for the Winter Classic was all I wanted, I was pretty much joking, because I knew there was no way Stephanie could get one—let alone two. Well, via her sorority alumnae Facebook group, wheeling and dealing, and using her wiles on Santa, Stephanie made the tickets happen.

We’ll be living on instant soup for a while but hey, I get to go to an outdoor NHL game at the Big House at the University of Michigan with over 100 thousand other hockey fans.

Now, Stephanie is not going with me to the game. It went a little something like this:

Stephanie: “You have two tickets and you can give the second one to whoever you want, and I would be happy to go with you if you wish. But, I won’t be hurt if my not going means I can stay home in my pajamas and watch MSU play in the Rose Bowl.”

Long story short, Dad is joining me today in the snow and sub-20 degree weather in Ann Arbor. I might need a Tauntaun for the trek—or at least a Tauntaun sleeping bag to keep me warm.

tauntaun sleeping bag

He’ll see you in his dreams. Image via ThinkGeek.

Yes, this is an incredibly generous gift from my wife. But, there is another motive here: she doesn’t have to listen to me make fun of the Rose Bowl. I didn’t attend Michigan State University, so my interest in the Rose Bowl, or any college football, is zero. I get to go to a hockey game, and Stephanie gets to enjoy the Rose Bowl, snark free, with friends.

It reminds me of something in The Art of War about ‘controlling the battlefield.’ Stephanie must be reading up on her ancient military strategy. Or she just loves me and pays attention to what I say.

The added hilarity: the Spartans going to the Rose Bowl is why my Winter Classic tickets were up for sale in the first place. The original owner decided she wanted to go to the Rose Bowl instead.  So: the sport I don’t care about allowed me to get tickets to the sport I do care about. Wrap your brain around that one.

And pray I don’t freeze at the game today.

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See Ya Later, 2013-Gator

by Daniel J. Hogan on December 31, 2013 at 10:31 am
Posted In: Blog, Humor

[dc]G[/dc]et behind me, Satan. I mean, 2013. Yes. Sorry. Another year gone, never to return (unless I get my time-machine banjo idea working. Look for the Kickstarter/IndieGo/GoFundMe soon).

new years bathroom decoration

Uh. Maybe next year. Image via Amazon.

 Our Wedding Year

What a year though. The stress and pain joy of planning a wedding. The credit destroying magical Disney World honeymoon. And yes, fights over which cabinet to store the wedding dishes and why do we need any more for the love of building our home together.

Ice Stormpocalpse 2013

2013 ended on a crazy note here in Lansing, and most of mid-Michigan, what with the Crazy Ice Stormpocalypse. Here’s a couple of photos I shot of the aftermath.

frozen grass ice storm

Ice, ice. Baby? Lens: Canon 50mm 1.8.

I mean, DANG. Grass, frozen like Han Solo in carbonite. Crazy.

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Friday Six All Up In Here

by Daniel J. Hogan on December 27, 2013 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Blog, Friday Six, News

[dc]I[/dc] hope you all enjoyed your Christmases. And if you didn’t celebrate Christmas, I hope you enjoyed your week. Enjoyment all around! On to the Friday Six: a list of six links, thoughts, or other stuff.

[ ] Geek Thing of the Week: This Doctor Who Dalek Eye Stalk Flashlight.

dalek eye stalk flashlight

ILLUMINATE! Image via ThinkGeek.

Yes, EXTERMINATE the dark with this darling flashlight. Affix it (responsibly) to your forehead and pretend you are a Dalek (now there’s a way to get out of jury duty).

[ ] Hey! Listen!: I was a guest on the Montreal Sauce podcast.

Listen to the podcast to learn a bit about self-publishing, comedy & ad revenue.

Thanks to Chris and Paul for having me on the show. I miss being on a talk show–but I don’t miss the production side of things. Good times, and good chats. Montreal Sauce on iTunes.

I’m game to appear on a podcast and talk about whatever if any other shows are looking for guests. Skype is a fun thing.

[ ] Hogan’s Alley: I will be appearing in Artist’s Alley at the Michigan State University Comics Forum on Sat., February 22nd.  Expect more posts about this soon as I figure out what to sell, etc.

[ ] Rock and/or Roll: Listening to my vinyl copy of the Rolling Stones’ Tattoo You while I type this post. Yes, I cleaned my office and became inspired to dust off my turntable and flip through my LPs. One thing I like about listening to an album on vinyl is, I can’t skip tracks (easily), so I listen to the entire album (or at least a whole side) in one sitting. Speaking of, time to flip to Side Two.

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└ Tags: animation, comic creating, events, geek stuff, music, podcast, pop culture, technology

Christmas 2013 Comics and Humor Round-Up

by Daniel J. Hogan on December 24, 2013 at 12:01 am
Posted In: Amazon Enigmas, Blog, Humor

[dc]I[/dc]t is Christmas Eve, which means some of you will be spending time with family today. And tomorrow. Perhaps longer if this plague of ice storms continues to put a hitch in everyone’s collective giddy-up¹. To help lighten the mood, here is a list of my Christmas comics and posts for this year and others–and a picture of a dog in an elf costume. Enjoy.

dog elf christmas costume

“All I want for Christmas is a new home.” Image via Amazon.

  • Cat Shaming III – Christmas Shaming
  • Christmas Forecast
  • Amazon Enigmas: Christmas Gift Guide 2013
  • Geek Christmas Gift Guide 2013
  • Geek Leggings Gift Guide
  • Merry Christmas from Daniel, Stephanie, and Nigel
  • Cat Shaming
  • Amazon Enigmas: Christmas Decorations
  • Christmas Decorations: How to Make a Gingerbread Trailer
  • Amazon Enigmas: Christmas Hats to Daze and Confuse
  • Gumdrop Fezzes Are Cool: My Gingerbread TARDIS
  • Amazon Enigmas: Christmas Costumes for People and Pets
  • Amazon Enigmas: 2012 Last-Minute Christmas Gift Guide
  • On Gift Giving
  • Uke-olution

And as I said in the notes for yesterday’s comic:

My advice to those celebrating Christmas: While you are spending time with family on Christmas, remember what is really important this holiday season–owning a high quality flask.

custom flask leather

A must for Christmas survival. Image via RedEnvelope.

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¹ Hogan Manor is #blessed, as we escaped the big power outage affecting pretty much everyone we know in the greater Lansing area. There are still plenty of downed trees and power lines around where Stephanie and I live though. It is getting pretty The Last of Us looking up in here.

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└ Tags: amazon enigmas, animal, christmas, family, geek stuff, holidays, humor, shopping
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